Day 457

Sturgeon, the headmistress for 5 million Brits who self-identify as “Scottish”, has threatened to hold an Independence Referendum for their region – once the “Brexit deal becomes clearer”. She optimistically thinks that will be shortly after Day 1005 while many think that’s shorthand for “never”.

Unelected Tory dictator, May, says an Indyref can only happen after “Brexit” which she has declined to give a date. So that could be shorthand for “never” too.

Meanwhile the remaining 59 million Brits¬† who don’t self-identify as “Scottish” are wondering when it’s a good moment to ask for their special deal. “never?”